> Subject: FW: A picture of my niece,
> Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 23:44:56 +0000
some fun words by Grouncho Marx:
> >"Son, happiness is
made out of small things : A
> small yacht, a small
and a small fortune."
> >"These are my principles.
If you donīt like them,
> I have more."
> >"I drink
to make others more interesting."
> >To the waiter at a
> >"Today I donīt have time for lunch, just bring
> >"Iīve spent a delightful evening,
but it wasnīt
> this one."
> >"When I die, I want to
be incinerated and I want
> 10% of my ashes to be
> >spread over
my agent, like the contract specifies."
> >"Marriage is
the principal cause of divorce."
> >"Why I was with that
woman? Because she reminded me
> of you. Actually, she
>reminds me more of you than you "
> >"I was only
wispering in her mouth" (whilst caught
> kissing the maid)
> >"If you keep having birthdays youīre gonna end up
> >Tv program :
> >Groucho: "How did you
get 20 kids in your
> >Contestant: "I love my
> >Grouncho: " I love my cigar too, but sometimes I
take it out of my mouth!"
> >"Either this man is dead or
my watch has stopped"
> >"Of course I understand.A child
of five would
> understand.Send someone fetch
> >a child of
> >"Excuse me if I donīt get up." (Engraved on
> Marx gravestone at his
> >Hope youre doing well, hope you had a fab