> Subject: FW: A picture of my niece, Nicole
> Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 23:44:56 +0000
>
> >And some fun words by Grouncho Marx:
> >
> >"Son, happiness is made out of small things : A
> small yacht, a small
> >mansion and a small fortune."
> >
> >"These are my principles.  If you don´t like them,
> I have more."
> >
> >"I drink to make others more interesting."
> >
> >To the waiter at a restaurant:
> >"Today I don´t have time for lunch, just bring the
> bill."
> >
> >"I´ve spent a delightful evening, but it wasn´t
> this one."
> >
> >"When I die, I want to be incinerated and I want
> 10% of my ashes to be
> >spread over my agent, like the contract specifies."
> >
> >"Marriage is the principal cause of divorce."
> >
> >"Why I was with that woman? Because she reminded me
> of you. Actually, she
> >reminds me more of you than you "
> >
> >"I was only wispering in her mouth" (whilst caught
> kissing the maid)
> >
> >"If you keep having birthdays you´re gonna end up
> dying!"
> >
> >Tv program :
> >Groucho: "How did you get 20 kids in your
> marriage?"
> >Contestant: "I love my husband."
> >Grouncho: " I love my cigar too, but sometimes I
> take it out of my mouth!"
> >
> >"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped"
> >
> >"Of course I understand.A child of five would
> understand.Send someone fetch
> >a child of five."
> >
> >"Excuse me if I don´t get up." (Engraved on Grounco
> Marx gravestone at his
> >demand)"
> >
> >
> >Hope youre doing well, hope you had a fab summer.
> Filippa